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Amy ~ 21


I have:

  • 4 tattoos
  • 2 arms
  • 2 legs
  • 1 vagina

What more do you want?


♥ Liam Payne ♥

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul


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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down


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crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.


cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

my mom is getting a framed selfie of her favorite son this year 

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theinglourious:

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

Your 20’s


giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game


mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars


bruhnett:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who cries in the shower


I am nothing. I’m like someone who’s been thrown into the ocean at night, floating all alone. I reach out, but no one is there. I call out, but no one answers. I have no connection to anything.

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via uglypnis)

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space


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