I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
my mom is getting a framed selfie of her favorite son this year
what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space